Celeb Gossip

So the Annie remake is happening. Will Smith is producing it. Willow Smith is going to star in that mess. Your childhood might have fleas in its eyes from weeping into the back of the neck of a mangy alley dog. Get ready to weep some more, because Willow says that she really wants Brad Pitt to adopt her ass onscreen and play Daddy Warbucks. Willow really needs to stop whipping her hair, because h » Read More

The Harry Baals Government Center in Fort Wayne, Indiana! This is more of a wishful thinking Hot Slut since the new civic building in Fort Wayne hasn't officially been declared as a tribute to Harry Baals even though over 10,000 residents want to make this happen! But the city isn't exactly feeling the thirst for Harry Baals and they're trying to get out of plastering his beautiful name over the » Read More

One would think that one of the main reasons (among many, I'm sure) why John Travolta is still married to Kelly Preston is so that he can deliver the portrait of heterosexual perfectness to those out there who have yet to get a whiff of his post-sauna man ass breath. That would include trying to act like he sometimes doesn't mind touching her tongue with his when they're out in public. But nope. » Read More

Ever since Ashlee Simpson filed for divorce from Pete Wentz, he's been as sad as the entire flat iron community when he turned his back on them and went totally organic. Pete has been ripping the ass of his skinny jeans apart by getting on his knees and begging Ass to not let their marriage drown in the pool created by his Emo tears. Pete wants his Asshole Simpson back....but she has already move » Read More

Charlie, the Voldemort cat and the Prisoner of the Blue Cross! Those death eyes staring beyond the bars that hold him in are picturing the day where he can finally destroy his rival Harry Pawter and vanquish every drop of Muggle blood! AHAHAHAHA! But in the meantime, Charlie is looking for a partner in darkness to sit at the window together and hate on everyone and everything flying by. If only m » Read More

And every stork just nose dived into the damn ground. Kacey Jordan, the 22-year-old fuck film star who got a $30,000 check from Charlie Sheen during his massive crack & cooch party, has found her womb full of something other than tears from her other organs, crack smoke and 31 flavors of rogue jizz. Kacey is pregnant with a fetus who rapidly developed a face just so that it could make a "FUCK » Read More

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Billy Ray Cyrus wishes Mickey Mouse never butt birthed Hannah Montana. Billy Ray Cyrus knows that his parenting report card has a giant F in red on it. Billy Ray Cyrus doesn't put out his hands and collect an allowance check from Miley Cyrus every Friday afternoon. Billy Ray Cyrus feels a spiritual connection to the late Kurt Cobain and says that he was the only one who showed some support while » Read More