Birthday Sluts
6 hours ago
Charlie Day (36)David Gallagher (27)Tom Hiddleston (31)Ziyi Zhang (33)A.J. Buckley (35)Amber Valletta (38)Colin Egglesfield (39)Travis Tritt (49)Holly Johnson of Frankie Goes to Hollywood (52)Jim J. Bullock (57)Charles Shaughnessy (57)Ciaran Hinds (59)Judith Light (63)Mia Farrow (67)Alice Walker (68)Joe Pesci (69)Carole King (70)
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Like Spaz de la Huerta Needs Boardwalk Empire Anyway!
2 days ago
You know how sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night with a heavy feeling of regret sitting at the pit of your stomach? Usually that feeling of regret has a lot do with the piece of Oreo pie you swallowed before bedtime, but when the producers of Boardwalk Empire wake up with that feeling tomorrow it will have everything to do with letting go of the most glamorous thing that has ever hap
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Birthday Sluts
3 days ago
Zsa Zsa Gabor (95)Kris Humphries (27)Alice Eve (30)Calum Best (31)Kim Zmeskal (36)Rick Astley (46)Axl Rose (50)Robert Townsend (55)Kathy Najimy (55)Natalie Cole (62)Jim Sheridan (63)Fabian (69)Tom Brokaw (72)Rip Torn (81)Mamie Van Doren (81)
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Open Post: Hosted By DJ Pillow Queen
3 days ago
If your pussy has its own religion, is worshipped by billions, has been nailed repeatedly and has received gifts from wise men, then this NSFW song from DJ Pillow Queen will speak to you and your pussy on a spiritual level. Majela ZeZe Diamond, come get DJ Pillow Queen, and together you can take the Gospel According to Pussy circuit by storm!via Jezebel
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BREAKING: Madge Keeps Her Crotch Covered And M.I.A. Tells Us To Eff Off
3 days ago
Maybe it's because I'm on my way to becoming MVP of 2012's Super Smoke A Bowl, but that whole Super Bowl halftime show was an overstuffed ball of WTF wrapped in a sequined straitjacket made of pure CRAZY. That was like the dream sequence from The Big Lebowski crashing into She-Ra before getting hit head on with a glitter queef out of Elton John's ass. Madge LIP-SYNCHED FOR HER LIFE (and I think s
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Open Post: Hosted By Jesus' Twin
1 day 6 hours ago
Jesus be a Debbie Harry! Wearing a Dollar Tree mop head (or maybe that's the hide of a komondor puppy), Debbie Harry dropped her shit and scattered glittery shards of YES! at WIP Underground in NYC last night. With the help of DJ Miss Guy, Debbie brought everybody to church and my abuelita would be proud, because despite the fact that the Pope thinks my gay soul will eventually liquify into Satan
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Like Crazy Father, Like Crazy Son
1 day 6 hours ago
Connor Cruise, the 17-year-old son of Tommy Cruise and the sometime son of Nicole Kidman, has once again proven that old saying "the rotten apple doesn't fall from the insane fucking tree" right. Since Connor has a famous last name and can press play on an iTunes playlist, he DJs at fancy events now and DirecTV hired him to play songs at their pre-Super Bowl party on Saturday night in Indianapoli
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RiRi Got The Goldie Hawn
5 days ago
The torture of RiRi's scalp continued the other day when she bleached whatever natural hair she has left and glued in pieces she ripped out of Beyonce's old discarded wig until she looked like a cross between Peg from Lady and the Tramp and a trampled over Goldie Hawn. I should love this mess since RiRi looks like a late 1970s hitchhiking hooker who's addicted to angel dust and old men who smell
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