Birthday Sluts

Nick Nolte (71)Jim Verraros (29)Abi Titmuss (36)Joshua Morrow (38)Seth Green (38)Mary McCormack (43)Shiva Rose (43)Trinny Woodall (48)Vince Neil (51)John Grisham (57)Mary Steenburgen (59)Ted Koppel (72)John Williams (80) » Read More

The Portrait Of Sober, As Always

Pervert extraordinaire Terry Richardson (aka the only photographer who takes Lindsay Lohan's picture nowadays) went to LiLo's free room at the Chateau Marmont to take her picture since she's got nothing else to do and stealing Ajax (to snort, of course) off of the housekeeper's cart doesn't take up her full day.It wouldn't be a Blohan photo shoot if she wasn't dragging Marilyn and Elizabeth Taylo » Read More

Panty Creamers Of The Day: The VD Cast On Entertainment Weekly

I don't watch Vampire Diaries, because there's only so many vampire shows I need in my life and True Blood automatically wins out since it has a whole lot of ASkars nalgas, Joe Man Jello nipples and tang from Lafayette in it. But what I do need more in my life is almost naked pieces on the cover of magazines and Entertainment Weekly gave me that this week with an issue completely devoted to a shi » Read More

Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant And Without Any Make-Up… Still Freaking Hot!

I don’t know what it is with pregnant babes these days, but they all look freaking amazing. Case in point, supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. Yeah, yeah, I know that she’s a supermodel, but you have to give her some extra props for not only still looking really hot and slim, but also for looking really hot [...] » Read More

The Photoshop Version 1.0 Awards: Lady CaCa's Concert Poster

If a color blind 11-year-old Little Monster used Photoshop 1 on the half broken first generation Mac in his parent's garage to make a fan made poster for Lady CaCa's "Born This Way Ball" Tour, it would look a lot hotter than the "side of a van" shit THIS BITCH came up with. This is like something out of Lisa Frank's New Wave period and I do not appreciate.There's really no safe place but the pink » Read More

Daryl Hannah Who?

The ho stroll has been eerily quiet of the sound of clear plastic bra strips rubbing up against greasy lizard skin and that's because 17-year-old porn iguana beauty Courtney Stodden has been working hard. Freecreditscore.com cast the underage amphibian goddess as a merskank in a big-budget (read: no budget) Super Bowl-worthy commercial (read: it will play during the Robin Byrd Show on public acce » Read More

Hot Slut Of The Day!

The monkey in the doll face hat from last night's episode of The RiverSo last night was the premiere of the show that ABC has been shoving down our eye sockets almost harder than NBC has been shoving that Smash shit down our eyes sockets. The River is sort of like Blair Watch (the sequel) meets Paranormal Activity meets The Jungle Book meets (hopefully) your mouth over a bong. I watched it sober » Read More

Scarlett Johansson Needs To Drop The Cleavage ASAP!

Oh lordy, we have fallen into the dark ages once again. Here’s Scarlett Johansson on her way to the “2012 Runway To Win” launch party in NYC last night, and looking nowhere near like her old screaming hot blond and ultra cleavagy self. Actually, she looks like a freaking nun! She’s practically covered up from [...] » Read More