- Jon Gosselin is spending Thanksgiving with Hailey instead of the kids. Hope she likes mantrums and gravy. [Betty Confidential]

- Chace Crawford is banging which Yankee now? [Lainey Gossip]

- Lady GaGa isn't satisfied with her last kill. The bloodlust rages on! [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Josh Duhamel prefers a "meatier" Fergie. [Insert penis joke here.] [Just Jared]

- Sharon Osbourne: "Susan Boyle looks like a hairy arsehole." [PopEater]

- HIlary Rhoda proves God meant for women to be sex objects. There's really no other rationale here. [Celebslam]

- Kirsten Dunst is still out there, folks. Stay vigilant and don't invite her in. [PopSugar]

- Morgan Freeman gets his piece of ass to stop saying he was drunk during last year's car accident. [Wonderwall]

- Kim Kardashian obviously has no idea what a black eye looks like. [ICYDK]



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