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Sharon Stone thinks she’s 25 again

Sharon Stone leaving Barney’s New York in Beverly Hills (2/6) I’m not gonna lie: I woke up this morning hoping I wouldn’t see pictures of a 54-year-old mother of three in a belly shirt. Thanks a fucking lot Sharon……read full story » Read More

Jamie Lynn Spears Thinks ‘Teen Mom’ is Brave

The last time we saw Jamie Lynn Spears on the site it was 2009, and you’ll be surprised to learn she was not murdered by Britney in a freak Whopper accident as I’ve assumed since then. Turns out she’s been quietly raising her daughter Maddie while biding her time until it becomes her turn to Read More ... » Read More

Kelly Osbourne Still Thinks Christina Aguilera is Fat, Has A Point

   Back in August, Kelly Osbourne called Christina Aguilera a “fat cunt” because when you’re sitting next to Joan Rivers, you gotta keep up. Except over two months later, she’s still saying it, but that’s coming from someone who writes about Jessica Simpson looking pregnant every other day. Via Hollywood Life: “Trust me. I’m a Read More ... » Read More

Johnny Depp Thinks That Posing In Photo Shoots Is Like Getting Raped

You might think that Johnny Depp is having a million laughs in this photo shoot, sipping on the sweet nectar and sucking on a cigar, but nope. Johnny's got a counselor waiting in his dressing room and a nurse with a rape kit standing by, because he tells Vanity Fair (via Page Six) that posing in front of a camera makes him like he's being sexually violated. Paging Kristen Stewart. Paging Kristen » Read More

QOTD: Sofia Vergara Thinks She Looks Like A Transsexual

Sofia Vergara tells The Advocate that she thinks she looks like the face of Rose's Turn Transvestite Boutique and she fully embraces it into her Colombian chichis:"I look like a transsexual anyway. I'm a woman, but I'm super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup and my accent. When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite!' I love » Read More

Dina Lohan Thinks Ali is Healthy, Would Never Exploit Her Children

   Ali Lohan looks like this now (She used to look this in July.), but there’s absolutely no cause for alarm, everybody. Dina Lohan, supermom, isn’t worried at all, and if there’s one person who knows a thing or two about raising healthy, well-adjusted daughters, it’s the woman who sloughed Lindsay Lohan out of her babyhole. Read More ... » Read More

The National Enquirer Thinks This Little Bromance Is Suspect

While everybody is whispering about how Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith's contract is about to head for the shredder, the latter is not staying at home weeping into his Scientology-approved cry cloth (aka Tommy Girl's butt). The National Enquirer (via C+D) is keeping one eye on the blossoming bromance (that sounds like the name of an entry Gay Al Reynolds would submit into the Miami Flower Show » Read More

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s In Her Prime

   Lindsay Lohan spent last week getting shit-faced with her mom at Kim Kardashian’s wedding and begging Steven Soderbergh to deny basically saying she’s unhireable. So, of course, she just got a new tattoo of Billy Joel lyrics that read “Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of Read More ... » Read More