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Hot Slut Of The Day!
12 hours ago
The monkey in the doll face hat from last night's episode of The RiverSo last night was the premiere of the show that ABC has been shoving down our eye sockets almost harder than NBC has been shoving that Smash shit down our eyes sockets. The River is sort of like Blair Watch (the sequel) meets Paranormal Activity meets The Jungle Book meets (hopefully) your mouth over a bong. I watched it sober
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Amanda Seyfried is not a slut
1 day 12 hours ago
Amanda Seyfried on the set of Lovelace in L.A. (1/25) Amanda Seyfried wants you to know that she’s not a slut, she just plays one on the big screen. Well then why is she showing up to casting offices……read full story
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
1 day 13 hours ago
Jayne Meadows was born to Episcopal missionary parents in China (+2 Hot Slut points), is the sister of the late Audrey Meadows (+4 Hot Slut points), played herself in Casino (+1 Hot Slut point), was Billy Crystal's mama je'e in City Slickers (+0 Hot Slut points) and was the Queen of Hearts in a slightly fucked up 1980s remake of Alice in Wonderland (+infinity Hot Slut points) that starred Scott B
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
2 days ago
Aberdeen, the Australian Shepard Mix who was the breakout star of Puppy Bowl VIII and was robbed of Most Valuable Puppy! If you watched hours of the Puppy Bowl with your head hanging upside down over the sofa with a Tostito in your mouth, like I did, then you know that Aberdeen was the bright shining star of the Puppy Bowl and deserves the MVP trophy chew toy. Aberdeen scored at least four touchd
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
3 days ago
Coach Molly McGrath (as played by Goldie Hawn) from Wildcats - In honor of today being the day where we all witness the greatest and biggest sporting event of the year, the Puppy Bowl, I thought we should also honor the greatest and most accurate football movie of all-time (all-time being 1986), Wildcats!Like most of Goldie's movies in the 80s, in Wildcats she played a scattered-brained blonde os
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
4 days ago
Julio CC Lopez, Mario Lopez's douchebag of a dog.On Thursday night, I dragged myself out of my hermit cavern of cookie crumbs and American Stuffers reruns (Note: That show is fucked up) to go to Julie Klausner's live podcast show where she introduced me to the creepy Twitter world of Julio CC Lopez. Mario Lopez took a break from lifting nipple weights with his nipples (to put even more muscles on
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
5 days ago
Jemima Packington, the world's only known Asparamancer who makes predictions by tossing asparagus (not a euphemism) into the air and then reads the shapes they form after they've landed. The Miss Cleo of vegetables, who sort of looks like if Roseanne played Professor Trelawney in that Harry Potter shit, has been making predictions for years and she accurately predicted the fall of Gordon Brown, t
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
6 days ago
The Mona Lisa's "twin sister" who was discovered by Madrid's Museo del Prado - This whole time, Mona Lisa has been smirking like she's a one-of-a-kind original ho when she's got a sister who was made by a different daddy at around the same time she was made. The Prado has had Mona Lisa's sister for years, but they really didn't think she was special until they were getting her ass ready for a da
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