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R.I.P. Todd Lynn
6 days ago
Here's some perfectly accurate dating advice from Todd Lynn. Todd Lynn is dead. Carlos Mencia is not. Anyone else think that's unfair?[[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]
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RIP Steve Jobs
123 days ago
RIP Steve Jobs Sad news today: Steve Jobs has passed away. Apple's board of directors has released a statement: We are deeply saddened to announce that Steve Jobs passed away today. Steve’s brilliance, passion and energy were the source of countless innovations that enrich and improve all of our lives. The world is immeasurably better because of Steve.
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R.I.P. The Playboy Club
125 days ago
As Brandi Glanville cackles (or should I say "COCKles" so that prude asshole Kyle Richards can clutch her prayer cloth), I'm throwing a black veil over my Tivo box and mourning the loss of a TV show I was actually getting into. This is just like the time when my 15-year-old self and my neighbor were dry humping in the garage and just when things were about to go from PG-13 to NC-17, my mom trie
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R.I.P. Heidi The Cross-Eyed Possum
131 days ago
The most famous cross-eyed opossum in the world and former Hot Slut, Heidi, has closed her googly sticker eyes for the last time and floated off to the great big knocked over trash can in the sky at the way-too-young age of three and a half. The sores on my heart have not yet healed over Knut tragically earning a place in Oscar's In Memoriam montage (they better not forget) and now Heidi?! QUICK.
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R.I.P. To R.E.M.
138 days ago
It seems like it was just yesterday that I was putting an Out of Time stamp on a Columbia House order form and now R.E.M has announced they are breaking up completely. The band blew out this statement together on their official site:"To our Fans and Friends: As R.E.M., and as lifelong friends and co-conspirators, we have decided to call it a day as a band. We walk away with a great sense of grati
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R.I.P. Jani Lane
178 days ago
One of my childhood friends said that she was going to grow up and marry Jani Lane of Warrant, so I'm sure she's curled up in the WHY GOD WHY? position while clutching a poster of him and vowing to never let a piece of cherry pie touch her lips again. Because TMZ reports that Jani Lane (born name: John Kennedy Oswald) rode on a pair of hairsprayed hair wings to heaven last night at the age of 47.
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R.I.P. Desperate Housewives
185 days ago
The show that is partially responsible for planting the demon seed that created the collagen vine of crazy called the Real Housewives will be thrown into the TV graveyard in May after 8 seasons. Deadline says that Teri Snatcher will have to find a new show to live out her stripper fantasies and Marc Cherry will have to find new actresses to bitch slap in the face, because ABC is killing that shit
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R.I.P. DJ Leon Botha From Die Antwoord
244 days ago
It's a sad day in the Zef. Die Antwoord, the former Hot Sluts from South Africa whose music always makes me feel like I'm jump roping over a flaccid dick in a gas station parking lot covered with Jenkem fumes, has lost one of its members. Die Antwoord's DJ, Leon Botha, died a day after his birthday on Sunday at the age of 26.Leon suffered from progeria, which is like the opposite of Benjamin Butt
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