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Open Post: Hosted By Jesus' Twin
12 hours ago
Jesus be a Debbie Harry! Wearing a Dollar Tree mop head (or maybe that's the hide of a komondor puppy), Debbie Harry dropped her shit and scattered glittery shards of YES! at WIP Underground in NYC last night. With the help of DJ Miss Guy, Debbie brought everybody to church and my abuelita would be proud, because despite the fact that the Pope thinks my gay soul will eventually liquify into Satan
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Open Post: Hosted By Big Ang
1 day 12 hours ago
Here's the official gemstone of Staten Island and the star of Mob Wives, Big Ang, showing the hos of Los Angeles what real beauty looks like as she strolled into Boa Steakhouse to make sweet love to one of the cow carcasses they hang in their freezer room. I don't know whether I want to watch Big Ang wrestle a pack of warthogs or watch her try to blow a bubblegum bubble without it popping on her
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Open Post: Hosted By DJ Pillow Queen
2 days ago
If your pussy has its own religion, is worshipped by billions, has been nailed repeatedly and has received gifts from wise men, then this NSFW song from DJ Pillow Queen will speak to you and your pussy on a spiritual level. Majela ZeZe Diamond, come get DJ Pillow Queen, and together you can take the Gospel According to Pussy circuit by storm!via Jezebel
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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Mr. Ghetto
5 days ago
Mr. Ghetto has already caused many a Walmart shopper to check for ass dust on any products they wish to buy (Note: You should probably always check for ass dust at Walmart anyway.) and now he's back to ruin The Lion King for all of us. What did Simba ever do to Mr. Ghetto?! Any thoughts I had about this mess were swatted away by those bouncing leopard asses. I just want to lie down on the floor a
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Open Post: Hosted By CoCo
6 days ago
The "LEGGINGZ R NOT PANTZ" rant I usually let out every time pictures of Xtina wearing Spandex sausage casings come out will never be directed at CoCo, because she's doing good work by stuffing herself into a pair of leggings that make her crotch look like a half open ebony oyster. When you pair CoCo's precious pearl pocket with one of Peg Bundy's old outfits, miracles happen. As soon as CoCo's b
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Open Post: Hosted By Joan Rivers Getting Blazed
7 days ago
What ever kind of medicinal good shit Joan Rivers was smoking on the last episode of Joan & Melissa needs to find its way vaporizer, because it took her on a messed up journey that ended with her getting into the hot tub with her clothes on and drinking chlorine water out of her shoe. I might believe this staged mess if Joan was a newbie stoner-in-training, but she's already admitted that she
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Open Post: Hosted By Kristen Bell's Sloth-Induced Meltdown
8 days ago
Like Jennifer Aniston when Justin Theroux seriously asked her out on a date without saying PSYCH! afterward, Kristen Bell was filled so much potent happiness over meeting a sloth that she melted into a puddle of joy before the sloth drank her up with a straw (that'd probably make her life).Seriously, Veronica Mars showed Ellen a clip (skip to the 2:00 mark) of her having a melodramatic meltdown a
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Open Post: Hosted By Cathy And Her Modest Chichi Globes
9 days ago
What is Full Throttle Saloon on TruTv and why haven't I memorized every single episode already? Because I need more natural patriotic beauty like this in my life.With hair like a melted rocket pop and tits of destruction that look like a Fix-A-Flat ass, Cathy tells her admirers outside of Full Throttle Saloon that believe or not it took six titty jobs for her to look like Kim Kardashian is rippin
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