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Sluts Pigs, Meth And Giggy!

Here's the trailer for the second season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and it's sort of like watching a mound of orange Play Doh melt inside of a bedazzled microwave. And I'm mostly talking about Taylor Armstrong's lips that look like they're slowly eating the rest of her face.Based on this mess of a trailer, it looks like the petals on the crazy flower in Camille Grammer's brain are st » Read More

As Frozen Pigs Fly Through Hell....

The only reasonable explanation for this is that a swarm of locusts stole Xtina's red lip paint and the guest of wind from the four horsemen riding by pulled the 7 layers of bronzer out of her pores. Because this picture of a nearly SANS FARDS Xtina out with her boyfriend in NYC last night is what the stamp on your Apocalypse invitation would look like. Even her teeth have dimmed out of sadness b » Read More

A BUNCH OF PIGS CAUSE TORONTO'S 401 HIGHWAY TO CLOSE DOWN!!

2010-10-04T21:00:00-04:00 » Read More

Peter Facinelli Chats Accordions and Pigs With Jimmy Kimmel

Peter Facinelli was the latest Eclipse actor to visit Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday afternoon. He sat down with Jimmy to chat about their Fourth of July plans, and Peter revealed his family's background with the accordion - check out the video below. Many Twilight fans checked out the movie when it opened on Wednesday, but Peter's planning to wait until tomorrow to visit theaters and surprise fans. » Read More

Blaming It On The Pigs

Tori Spelling is skinnier than a lady bug's dick, but she swears on Dean McDermott's butt plug that she doesn't have an eating disorder. A few months ago, Tori tried to defend her skinniness by Tweeting that she isn't anorexic because she weighs a whopping 107lbs. Instead of shutting the rumors down it fueled them even more. The Olsens sent Tori a gift certificate to Burger King and even Posh Bec » Read More

Proof That Guinea Pigs Hate Getting Their Hair Wet

Ceiling Eyes celebrated her 25th barfday in Las Vegas the other day with a poop (typo and it stays) party at the Aria. Ceiling Eyes' boyfriend Ryan Cabrera, whose hair normally looks like this, covered his guinea pig (emphasis on the pig) coif so that he could splash in the pool with her.If one of his Ryan's locks gets even a drop of water on it, he screeches LIKE THIS so it was in everyone's bes » Read More

All Hail Food Network’s Queen of The South (And Pigs!)

 We here at DamnImCute.com believe in food…and all it’s succulent goodness can promote health, happiness…and even a good laugh.I, myself, love Miss Paula Deen. Lard and all…Early last evening, celebrity chef had quite a brutal encounter with a pork chop…(Pause for reaction. The irony of that last statement is just too damn funny!!)Yes, during a [...] » Read More

VICTORIA BECKHAM BUYS DAVID BECKHAM A COUPLE OF PIGS!!

2009-11-04T16:15:36-05:00 » Read More