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Charlie Sheen Drinks Tiger Blood, Waves Machete
337 days ago
Charlie Sheen Drinks Tiger Blood, Waves Machete Charlie was fired from Two and a Half Men on Monday, and he reacted by calling the show's creator, Chuck Lorre, "whatshisc*ck". He was also snapped enjoying a rooftop toast of tiger blood, then wielding a machete.
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Charlie Sheen Went On Top of a Building With a Machete
337 days ago
“And this, my peoples, is what I shall use to cut your childrens throats- Wait. Wrong speech. This, my peoples, is what I will use to cut the whores. There, much better.”After being fired from Two and a Half Men yesterday, Charlie Sheen decided to go on top of the Live Nation building in Beverly Read More ...
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Charlie Sheen Wields Machete, Declares: Free at Last!
337 days ago
Charlie Sheen is taking his firing pretty well. That is, if one can define "pretty well" as climbing to the rooftop of a building, wielding a machete and comparing oneself to Martin Luther King, Jr. With Natalie Kenly by his side, Sheen waved to screaming fans and paparazzi members yesterday while standing atop the roof of concert promoter Live Nation's building in Beverly Hills. Asked how he was
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Jessica Alba Doubly Sexy in Deleted Scenes from Machete
392 days ago
While Machete contained some great Jessica Alba film moments, there were a few that didn't even make the silver screen, left on the cutting room floor like so many precious bits swept up from a mohel's workroom floor. While...
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Jessica Alba (Almost) Nude and Lindsay Lohan (Almost) Topless in Our Sexy Machete Revist (VIDEOS)
504 days ago
Since our original 'first-look post' of the sexy ladies of Machete, we've been able to upgrade the video quality of the selects, and given that we're talking the hottie collection of Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Mayra Leal, and Michelle...
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Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Number Three Machete and Eyes Today
520 days ago
Lindsay Lohan kicked off her Labor Day weekend with a trip to The Grove in LA on Friday night. She had a relatively low-key holiday and was excited to celebrate Machete, which came in third at the box office. Lindsay congratulated all her costars, though she didn't join them on any of the premiere red carpets instead letting Jessica Alba handle all the promotion. Lindsay will be the center of att
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Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan Not Quite Nude in Machete (VIDEO)
520 days ago
Well, reviews are in on Machete and there's some good news and bad news. The good news, lots of kick-ass machete-ness and badass-ness and some hot shots of the likes of Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriquez, and Lindsay Lohan. The...
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Jessica Alba At The 'Machete' Premiere In Venice
524 days ago
It looks like Jessica Alba decided to take a risk for her dress for the 'Machete' premiere at the Venice Film Festival. What do you think of the short skirt with that long train? And those hoop earrings are some serious bling :) I'm not sure it works for me (although I do like the drama of that train), but I think Jessica is working that dress f
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