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Jesus On Sinead O’Connor’s Chest Asks, ‘Why No Difficult Brown?’

   Back in August Sinead O’Connor wrote a lengthy blog post lamenting the lack of sex in her life, particularly in her butt. Except after looking at these photos of Jesus tattooed above her breasts, I realize she was obviously joking because I can’t book a flight to Ireland fast enough. “Hello, Potato Airlines? Send a Read More ... » Read More

Hobo Jesus On The Lack Of Honesty And Integrity In The Media, Or Something

Ashton Kutcher had 4 minutes to spare on Wednesday and he had two choices on how to spend that time: take a crash course on how to put on a condom before fucking his side whores; or let out a long-winded douche hole rambling monologue on chime.in about how the media needs gatekeepers and how the printer is out of paper. AssStain went with the second choice, the WRONG choice, and I don't even know » Read More

Sweet Mother Of God In Jesus Name Amen

As you look at these pictures of Rosie Jones (and her perfect rack) and India Reynolds in the November issue of the appropriately titled, NUTS Magazine, please know that these were the OUTTAKES. I'm...[[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]] » Read More

Justin Bieber Tattoo Pictures: Oh, Jesus!

It's the word fans often utter when they see Justin Bieber live: Jesus. It's also the son of God who many believe will one day return to earth, as well as the basis for this singer's new tattoo. In May, Justin and his father both got inked with the Hebrew word for "Jesus" along their upper bodies. Based on the following photos, it looks like a painful experience, but also one that brought the pai » Read More

Justin Bieber and His Dad Got Matching Jesus Tattoos

   “If wine squirts out, I’m so sorry!”I’m not exactly sure when it happened, but at some point stereotypically white Christian guys decided to start getting tattoos despite Leviticus 19:28 explicitly saying, “Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord.” But in their defense, the parts Read More ... » Read More

Jesus Take The Bra

I have no idea who this woman is in this picture with Miley Cyrus, but apparently she was made from a solid block of ice.[[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]] » Read More

Selena Gomz Is Not Carrying The Second Coming Of Canadian Jesus

You can go back to using your bunker to store your Extreme Couponing victories and tubs of boy butter, because a flock of locusts with tiny halos of golden follicles over their heads will not smother us now that we know Selena Gomez's womb is not full of a Bieber baby. That's what TMZ says anyway. When Selena Gomez went to the hospital on Thursday night after complaining of a headache and the vom » Read More

Jesus Died So That Lindsay Lohan Could Slip A Nip In Miami

While a thorny rose crucifix blessed her hand, Lindsay Lohan's tit ACCIDENTALLYOMGLOLHAOMG jumped out of her bikini top when a wave (that White Oprah paid off) came crashing onto her right in front of the paps. Imagine that! A pap just so happened to be standing on a spot in the sand marked "Stand Here To Get A Picture Of Lindsay Lohan's Right Nipple" with a donation jar next to it. Crazy!If you' » Read More