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Happy 43rd Birthday, Jennifer Aniston!

Last year, on her 42nd birthday, celebrity gossip tabloids were saying that Jennifer Aniston was lonely and going through inner turmoil on a daily basis.What a difference a year makes.With a serious boyfriend in Justin Theroux, a career that's taken some fun new turns, and a face and body that seem to look better with age (we didn't know that was possible, but Aniston's defying the odds), she's o » Read More

Happy 20th Birthday, Taylor Lautner!

Taylor Lautner is not gay, but he is now 20 years old!Indeed, The Twilight Saga stud muffin celebrates a birthday today, which comes at a perfect time: in between installments of his record-breaking franchise, Taylor can kick back, relax, maybe go on vacation.Unlike co-stars Robert Pattinson (Bel Ami) and Kristen Stewart (Snow White and the Huntsman), Lautner has no movie scheduled to come out be » Read More

Angelina Jolie Kicks Off a Busy Red-Carpet Day in Berlin

Angelina Jolie posed for cameras at the Grand Hyatt in Berlin this morning. She wore a belted black dress and nude heels for the photocall and press day, which comes ahead of her In the Land of Blood and Honey premiere tonight. Angelina's been talking about her directorial debut for the last few days and opened up about her life in the spotlight in a recent interview, saying that red carpets are » Read More

Hot Slut Of The Day!

KISSYFUR!!!! Yes, that bitch's name really was Kissyfur and of course, he came from the magical world of foolery known as the 1980s.Kissyfur (try to tell me that your whole body doesn't pucker every time you read his name) was the star of his very own self-titled cartoon show that played on Saturday mornings, or Sunday mornings, or maybe it was on weekday afternoons. I don't remember. But I do re » Read More

Happy Birthday, Jennifer Aniston! See 43 of Her Happiest Moments

Jennifer Aniston turns 43 tomorrow! She found fame back in the '90s on Friends, but since her days of playing Rachel Green, she has become one of the biggest actresses in the world. Jen has a lot to smile about between her sexy big screen costars, famous friends, and red-hot romance with Justin Theroux. In honor of her birthday, we've rounded up some of her happiest moments over the years. Click » Read More

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Jack in the Box's Bacon Shake! Your search to find the perfect cup of blended romance to end your Valentine's Day after proposing to your piece with a Pizza Hut ruby ring on a Pizza Hut breadstick (from Pizza Hut's $10,000 engagement package) has ended. Jack in the Crack's bacon milkshake isn't on their menu, so you'll have to say it loudly to the cashier, but it's worth it solely for the "you're » Read More

Sugar Shout Out: See Siku the Polar Bear's First Snow Day!

It's a snow day for Siku the polar bearThey dated?! Fun celebrity couples from the past!Love-inspired libationsFind out how to get the most flattering bangsChelsea Handler is shameless about sexHeart braid is a sweet Valentine's Day hairdoNYFW street style kicks off with fresh pops of color and furry detailsAnthropologie rings in Spring with abstract colorSneak peek: first pictures from Game of T » Read More

Hot Slut Of The Day!

This counterfeit Giants fan who exposed herself with one loud SAAAAANCHEEEEEZ. Today, this fake ass Giants fan is me, because if I was surrounded by a bunch of morning time drunks, was on my way to becoming drunk too, had my friend's coochie on my neck and a reporter asked me which Giants player I wanted to see, I'd probably randomly shout out the same thing. You're probably assuming that she mea » Read More