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Hot Slut Of The Day!
9 hours ago
Aberdeen, the Australian Shepard Mix who was the breakout star of Puppy Bowl VIII and was robbed of Most Valuable Puppy! If you watched hours of the Puppy Bowl with your head hanging upside down over the sofa with a Tostito in your mouth, like I did, then you know that Aberdeen was the bright shining star of the Puppy Bowl and deserves the MVP trophy chew toy. Aberdeen scored at least four touchd
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
1 day 9 hours ago
Coach Molly McGrath (as played by Goldie Hawn) from Wildcats - In honor of today being the day where we all witness the greatest and biggest sporting event of the year, the Puppy Bowl, I thought we should also honor the greatest and most accurate football movie of all-time (all-time being 1986), Wildcats!Like most of Goldie's movies in the 80s, in Wildcats she played a scattered-brained blonde os
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
2 days ago
Julio CC Lopez, Mario Lopez's douchebag of a dog.On Thursday night, I dragged myself out of my hermit cavern of cookie crumbs and American Stuffers reruns (Note: That show is fucked up) to go to Julie Klausner's live podcast show where she introduced me to the creepy Twitter world of Julio CC Lopez. Mario Lopez took a break from lifting nipple weights with his nipples (to put even more muscles on
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
3 days ago
Jemima Packington, the world's only known Asparamancer who makes predictions by tossing asparagus (not a euphemism) into the air and then reads the shapes they form after they've landed. The Miss Cleo of vegetables, who sort of looks like if Roseanne played Professor Trelawney in that Harry Potter shit, has been making predictions for years and she accurately predicted the fall of Gordon Brown, t
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Cameron Diaz Cracks Up During a Day Out With Friends
4 days ago
Cameron Diaz had a Givenchy handbag on her arm as she chatted with a few friends in London yesterday. The group stepped outside into the street, where they shared a laugh before Cameron went her separate way. She's been overseas since last week, attending the Paris Couture shows and hanging out front row with Jessica Chastain, Bar Refaeli, and Diane Kruger. Cameron was even by Jessica's side when
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
4 days ago
The Mona Lisa's "twin sister" who was discovered by Madrid's Museo del Prado - This whole time, Mona Lisa has been smirking like she's a one-of-a-kind original ho when she's got a sister who was made by a different daddy at around the same time she was made. The Prado has had Mona Lisa's sister for years, but they really didn't think she was special until they were getting her ass ready for a da
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
5 days ago
They're taking our jobs! They're outsourcing to dogs now! But honestly, this labrador, or golden retriever, or Marley & Me dog, or overgrown beagle dog, or whatever she is (all big dogs look the same to me - NO RACIST) is a really dog secretary. Oh sorry, I mean a really good junior administrative assistant dog. This dog is serious about the job and gets it done fast. If this was you or me, w
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Kristen Stewart In Skin-Tight Hipster Jeans Just Made My Day
6 days ago
Here’s Twilight’s Kristen Stewart prancing around Paris of all places in a pair of skin-tight grey hipster jeans that I would normally be crapping on, but given the fact that said jeans are helping show off her sexy little stems and cute little booty, and the fact that I totally dig this girl’s body, I’m [...]
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