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Afternoon Crumbs

George Michael is alive, well and sunning his hair yarmulke with his hairy piece in the Maldives - TowleroadWhen Eva Mendes gets back from humping on Ryan Gosling in Thailand, she better give your nana her "sweeping the porch on a Thursday morning" pajama pants back - Lainey GossipAnd Colin Hanks still does nothing to awaken my dead no-no - The Berry Miley Cyrus is really committed to looking lik » Read More

Afternoon Crumbs

Eva Mendes calls Ryan Gosling a dream and I call her face on the cover of Marie Claire a Photoshop nightmare - ICYDKJLo, please put a onesie on your child, because nobody wants to see his nipples in public - Lainey Gossip In a shocking turn events, Mario Lopez is not the one in the frame who is half-nekkid - Hollywood Tuna The Church of Latter Day Fame Whores just got two new members in Kim Kuntr » Read More

Afternoon Crumbs

Speaking of Majela ZeZe Diamond, RiRi better have paid her a copyright license fee for taking her whole look - Hollywood Tuna Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams should get their arms surgically attached to each other since they literally are never not touching each other. (Those car pictures don't count, so don't pass that as evidence to the defense.) - Lainey Gossip If in the near future an episod » Read More

Evening Crumbs

Guess the ho who has decorated her parbaked breadstick legs with socks made out of vomit and boots made of pure fugness? - Hollywood Tuna Two hobos go looking for a lost cat - Lainey Gossip I think what Our Lady of Cunts is trying to say is that Brit Brit's singing voice sounds like a toilet flushing - The Superficial After looking at this picture of Terry Richardson and Lady CaCa, I'm pretty sur » Read More

Afternoon Crumbs

Before you wonder how in the hell the guy on the left won a George Clooney look-alike contest in Ireland, I should remind you it's Ireland. They were all tanked! Get drunk, look at this picture and you'll see that he looks like George Clooney. Actually, he'd probably look more like Rosemary Clooney with a buzz cut, but close enough! - VideogumBrad Pitt likes "cock" - Lainey Gossip The word "care » Read More

Afternoon Crumbs

Dear Adam Levine, please stop squeezing on Xtina like that before her tampon pops out again - ICYDKThere is a God and that God is obviously a theater queen, because he used his powers to get Taylor Swift knocked out of the Les Miserables movie - Lainey Gossip Her mother whipping her way to a tragic mid-life crisis is not keeping Tater Head from the stroll - The Superficial If Emma Roberts keeps u » Read More

Afternoon Crumbs

The demure Italian blossom that is Elisabetta Canalis has gone from George Clooney to Eggs from True Blood to Steve-O. So if you were ever in an episode of Jersey Shore or were arrested in front of the Cops cameras once, then you're in luck, because it won't be long before Elisabetta downgrades down to your ass for paparazzi attention! - The Superficial Jennifer Lawrence and the little boy from A » Read More

Afternoon Crumbs

French singer Shy'm proves that you can make a sophisticated ensemble fit for a demure lady using torn bed sheets, fiberglass, resin and pepaw pubes. And am I high again or does her torso look like Andy Warhol with a buzz cut and aviators? - (site NSFW) Drunken StepfatherWhenever I see Lea Michele trying to glamour it up at award shows, I expect to see her mother yelling at her for getting into h » Read More