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‘Now Tell Dem Bitches Out In Da Yard Yo’ Ass is Selena’s!’

   Just in case there was any doubts who wears the pants in this relationship, here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at the Los Angeles zoo yesterday where she looked positively jacked in every single shot. Maybe because it’s because of the paparazzi, or maybe because they specifically agreed on lavender polos. We just don’t know. Read More ... » Read More

Mila Kunis Bitches A Reporter Out In Russian

At a press conference for Friends with Benefits, a reporter asked Justin Timberlake the question everybody asks after sitting through the audio-visual torture devices known as Yogi Bear and The Love Guru: Why do movies? Why not do more music? The Russian to English translation was slow in getting to Justin's ears, so Mila Kunis, who lived in the Ukraine until she was 7, took the question and used » Read More

Dumb Bitches Of The Day

26-year-old Aimee Rachlin (aka Dumb Bitch #1) of Huntington, New York was arrested on Friday for leaving her baby in a giant unlocked oven while she shopped for 15 minutes inside of an air conditioned K-Mart. The cops were called, because everybody knows you don't leave a baby baking in a car. You chain their ankle to the rim and give them an ice cube! Well, Aimee didn't do this, so she was take » Read More

Trashy Ass Bitches Of The Day

Fear not, Canucks fans! Today, some garbage pail ruffians in Orlando are showing the world that Vancouver isn't the only city that will bust into a brawl for the stupidest reason.The Casey Anthony trial has become the hottest ticket in Orlando and some people are sleeping in line overnight to get a seat to some shit you can watch from the comfort of your futon. The line starts at 8:30pm the night » Read More

QOTD: Why The Bitches In School Hated January Jones

I used to think that January Jones had the personality of a plain yogurt container that melted halfway in the microwave after someone tried to make instant oatmeal in it, but I was wrong! January Jones does have a personality and 95% of it is: stuck-up bitch. And I love it! I love an ice cold cunt queen who only lowers his or her eyes to look you down.When Marie Claire UK asked January about the » Read More

Kanye West On Abortion And Gold Diggin' Bitches

The free clinic's nemesis Justin Bieber has already given his Connect Four discs on the issue of abortion, and now Kanye West is warning ballers to beware of gold diggin' bitches and their high-priced abortions. Really, what the hell kind of Planned Parenthood is Kanye going to? Does Planned Parenthood have an outpost in the basement of Barney's we don't know about? Does their abortion procedure » Read More

GET READY FOR THE REAL BITCHES OF NEW YORK CITY!!

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He's Steven Slater, Bitches!

Steven Slater has accomplished an impressive feat: he's made Angelina Pivarnick sound like Tupac Shakur. The former Jet Blue flight attendant has somehow landed a contract with a company called Line 2. It specializes in a cell phone app that provides in-flight texting for those on airplanes that have Wi-Fi - and the first campaign features Slater rapping. Yes, rapping. This is a must-watch... for » Read More