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<title>Celeb Gossip | Published News | The Superficial</title>
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<description>Celebrity Gossip from your Favourite Online Sources</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 04:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[They Finally Arrested Amanda Bynes]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 04:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Amanda Bynes has only been walking around in public blatantly smoking weed since April 8th, so let&#8217;s give it up to the NYPD for taking just under two months to make the easiest arrest of their lives. Easy as in having probable cause, that is, because bitch went crazy on them. TMZ reports: We&#8217;re told Read More ...<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Good God, Irina Shayk At Cannes, And Other News]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:04 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[- &#8220;The motherfucking badass&#8221; mom who distracted the ax-wielding terrorists in London so police could move in and shoot them in the face.  - Leonardo DiCaprio&#8216;s already bailing on The Great Gatsby premieres.  - Demi Moore&#8216;s new boyfriend has beads in his dick. Uh huh.  - Yesterday was Hump Day. Let Read More ...<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ke$ha Drank Her Own Pee]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:04 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[On Tuesday&#8217;s episode of Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, Ke$ha drank her own pee because, at heart, she&#8217;s always been a demure, proper lady of Victorian sensibilities. Unfortunately, the Parents Television Council felt differently and demanded ala carte cable subscriptions yesterday because people shouldn&#8217;t have to pay for MTV just to watch The Weather Channel. Read More ...<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Amanda Bynes Has A Perfectly Rational Explanation For Those Pics of Her Apartment]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:04 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, In Touch&#8216;s latest issue hit newsstands and inside were photos of Amanda Bynes&#8216; apartment that, honestly, don&#8217;t look that bad and were way better than what I expected. For starters, I didn&#8217;t even see Drake&#8216;s dead body anywhere. Amanda Bynes, on the other hand, felt they looked nothing like the posh, drug-free high fashion Read More ...<br/><br/>19 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Pope Just Said Atheists Go To Heaven]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:04 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Now hear me out, Cardinal Vengeance, I was only-&#8221; &#8220;You will pay for this insolence, Francis. Rosary KICK!&#8221; While Catholics have stood by as the church systematically shielded and abetted serial child molesters for decades, Pope Francis is probably going to finally face intense criticism and revolt for saying atheists make it into Heaven because Read More ...<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Alice Eve’s Breasts Are In This Post]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:04 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[While The Pope just nullified Pascal&#8217;s wager and theoretically tore a hole in the supernatural universe, unleashing all the terrifying consequences that come with that, he doesn&#8217;t have spectacular breasts so I don&#8217;t even know why I brought it up. But Alice Eve does, so here she is on Conan where she ironically talks about Read More ...<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[It’s Anne Hathaway’s Camel Toe]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:04 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Anne Hathaway may have won an Oscar, but nothing will ever beat the pure sexual thrill of everyone seeing her vagina. Granted, this is a thought that has never once crossed Anne&#8217;s mind, I like to pretend that&#8217;s why she slapped on yoga pants and puffed her labia out to ward off predators right in Read More ...<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch Showering In ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ To Nullify Alice Eve’s Boobs]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:04 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Sorry to hit you with two Conan clips today, but remember when I said in the Alice Eve post about Alice Eve&#8216;s breasts that J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof couldn&#8217;t trip over themselves fast enough to apologize for showing them in Star Trek Into Darkness? You don&#8217;t and did nothing but look at her breasts? Read More ...<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Crap We Missed – Thursday 5.23.13]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:04 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Welcome to a glorious Thursday&#8217;s The Crap We Missed where I got the wonderful news that I might not be headed to the Hell I don&#8217;t believe exists. Although that caveat about being a good person might be tricky considering I have no intention of stopping this daily post. Shit. Oh well, at least I&#8217;ll Read More ...<br/><br/>9 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.22.13]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 04:13:08 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Wednesday&#8217;s The Crap We Missed, an important day for us, where we learn that Leonardo DiCaprio&#8216;s vaginotizing abilities may be hereditary. We&#8217;ve also got a shot of Ewan McGregor on the set of Happy Ending: The True Story of How I Got John Travolta To Pay Off My Mortgage, Geena Davis and Michelle Read More ...<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Shut Up And Watch The New ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m really trying not to get my hopes up for Man of Steel after getting my face pissed in by The Dark Knight Rises, but goddamn, if this doesn&#8217;t look like Zack Snyder wasn&#8217;t kidding when he said this Superman was going to be a brawler. That said, hopefully he doesn&#8217;t lose focus on the Read More ...<br/><br/>19 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[- Lindsey Vonn&#8216;s vagina is helping Tiger Woods win again.  - Shia LaBeouf lied about all the real fucking he&#8217;d be doing in Lars von Trier&#8216;s Nymphomaniac.  - Facebook: The Battleground of Trolls and Idiots, and yes, I linked this entirely for the first one.  - Brad Pitt was on drugs Read More ...<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[‘Hi, I’m Lance Armstong. Lick My Butthole?’]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Comedian April Macie stopped by Howard Stern on Monday where she recounted a tale about the time she went to a hotel party &#8220;five or six years ago&#8221; with Lance Armstrong who apparently is very open about asking women he just met to eat his anus. So right about now is where you want to Read More ...<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Miranda Kerr Is Topless]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a topless Miranda Kerr after having a wardrobe malfunction during a photo sh- Wait, why the hell are you even reading this? TOPLESS MIRANDA KERR. I even added the uncensored ones! Now go on, get outta here, ya crazy kids. God love ya. *tussles your hair* Photos: INFdailyRead More ...<br/><br/>12 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Wolf Blitzer Is A F*cking Idiot]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Now that it&#8217;s time to pick the news-meat off the bones of the Oklahoma tornado survivors, above is Wolf Blitzer not even entertaining the thought that maybe everybody in America isn&#8217;t a Christian &#8211; Or in light of recent events, might have rationally and logically thought, &#8220;Wait, if God is real, why did He just Read More ...<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Amanda Bynes Should Probably Stop Tanning Under Power Lines, This Can’t Be Healthy]]></title>
<link>http://www.celebgossip.ca/the-superficial/amanda-bynes-should-probably-stop-tanning-under-power-lines-this-can%E2%80%99t-be-healthy/</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Before everyone gets really confused, this is actually stripper Blac Chyna in Calabasas the other day who probably looks familiar because it&#8217;s who Amanda Bynes is literally trying to carve herself into. No, really. Via Fox News: In a rare interview with In Touch, the actress-turned-Twitter-sensation explained that she modeled her new style after famed Read More ...<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jose Canseco’s Being Investigated For Rape]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[According to a statement by the Las Vegas Police Department, Jose Canseco is being investigated for the rape of a fitness instructor who he&#8217;s apparently already named on Twitter like an idiot along with revealing her exact allegations and claiming he&#8217;ll take a polygraph test. Both of which he&#8217;s since taken down, yet still left Read More ...<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Good Morning, Heather Graham, And Other News]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:13:08 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[- The new issue of Esquire is all about the Pitt Porn.  - Taylor Swift really hates Justin Bieber now.  - Mind The Gap &#8211; 44 Pics  - Jay-Z says Beyonce isn&#8217;t pregnant, so let&#8217;s believe one half of the Folding Stomach duo. They seem trustworthy.  - In case you Read More ...<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jann Wenner Made His 22-Year-Old Son The Head of RollingStone.com]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:13:08 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Nepotism is a tricky move to pull off because it&#8217;s almost always a sure-fire way to immediately lose the trust and respect of your employees even though they&#8217;ll go to extreme lengths to hide that fact from you while secretly getting their resume ready before you can replace them with your cousin. My point is Read More ...<br/><br/>10 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Megan Fox’s Ass In Tight Jeans Is Still Filming ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:13:08 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[One of the few things Michael Bay does right is to cast incredibly hot women in movies and then prove he&#8217;s willing to risk tanking an entire third movie by un-casting them if they call him Hitler and don&#8217;t follow directions. Directions like looking fucking awesome in tight jeans which you&#8217;ll notice Megan Fox dutifully Read More ...<br/><br/>16 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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