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<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 04:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Afternoon Crumbs]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 04:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Selena Kay&nbsp;Letourneau&nbsp;strikes again! -&nbsp;Hollywood Tuna&nbsp;So many, "I'd like Charlie Hunnam to Pacific Rim me" jokes, so little time - Lainey Gossip&nbsp;Robert Downey Jr.'s old Sketchers ad is making me pucker from places I didn't know I could pucker from - The Berry&nbsp;Put on your fishnets and get in a prayer circle for Dr. Frank-N-Furter - HuffPo"Hey, Kristen Stewart, about h<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Birthday Sluts]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Maru (6)Mark Ballas (27)Prince Poppycock (35 or 36)Will Sasso (38)John C. Reilly (48)Kristin Scott Thomas (53)Roseanne Cash (58)Alfred Molina (60)Sybil Danning (61)Jim Broadbent (64)Priscilla Presley (68)Patti Labelle (69)Bob Dylan (72)Tommy Chong (75)Patti Labelle (69)<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hot Sluts Of The Day!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The brave bitch Dachshund who is really serious about oral hygiene (and eating steak slime) and the lion who let it slurp the gunk of his teeth.See, we can all get along! That lion could easily swallow that Dachshund whole and pull its skeleton out with his paw like in the cartoons, but he laid there like a patient patient and let that dentist dog to its job. That Dachshund dentist gets into it t<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Brad Pitt's Make-Up Artist Wants You To Know That He's Very Good Friends With Jennifer Aniston]]></title>
<link>http://www.celebgossip.ca/d-listed/brad-pitts-make-up-artist-wants-you-to-know-that-hes-very-good-friends-with-jennifer-aniston/</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The triangle that is almost more life-sucking and soul-destroying than the Bermuda Triangle was brought back to life last week when Brad Pitt once again told Esquire that ten years ago he was nothing but a haggard puddle of greasy laziness and dirty bong water (translation: Being with Jennifer Aniston sucked the life out of him). Well, in that same Esquire article, Brad's make-up artist of over 2<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Goopy Stank Up The Met Gala]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[To Goopy Paltrow, being at the Met Gala was a lot like being trapped in the wet, hot fart of a poor person who just ate cheap Mexican food. She hated almost every second of it. Well, the feeling might've been mutual. People at the Met Gala hated Goopy being there as much as she did. The National Enquirer says that Goopy wasn't lying when she said she was hot, because apparently her pits were as j<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 24th!]]></title>
<link>http://www.celebgossip.ca/d-listed/the-caption-this-contest-for-may-24th-3/</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[via Break<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Open Post: Hosted By Morgan Freeman Falling The Hell Asleep During An Interview]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 04:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[During an interview with Seattle's Q13 Fox News this morning, Michael Caine was trying to sell that "Now You See Me" movie like the mortgages on all his houses are due while Morgan Freeman drifted into mimi's time. Morgan didn't just doze off for a quick second. Pepaw went straight into dreamland where he frolicked on cotton candy and danced across his step-granddaughter's crotch. Morgan knocked <br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 23rd!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 04:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[via Cheezburger<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Afternoon Crumbs]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 04:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[I will say that&nbsp;Anne Hathaway's&nbsp;camel toe looks good in blue. Blue is really its color -&nbsp;The Superficial&nbsp;Wonky McValtrex got a record deal with CashMoney and if she didn't think black guys are gross, she'd probably touch crotches with Lil Wayne, which would lead to the strongest strain of herpes the world has ever seen &nbsp; - Lainey GossipRiRi was NOT RIGHT for posting a pic<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess]]></title>
<link>http://www.celebgossip.ca/d-listed/blind-items-i-guess-you-guess-347/</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 04:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[This A list mostly movie actor is set to debut his new "girlfriend" just in time for Father's Day and photos of them with his family. (CDAN)Tommy Girl! My guesses as to who his next beard is are: Julianne Hough, Taylor Swift (she likes 'em fresh out of the vagina, but she'd be willing to go with TG if it gets her into the Beard Hall of Fame), Minka Kelly (because her acting skills aren't going to<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Like A Snow-Covered Block Of Ice Wrapped In A Lace Doily...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 04:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[My abuelita just wants to grab Nicole Kidman, lay down on a bathtub and take a shower while standing on top of her. Because the pattern of Nicole's dress is the same pattern as one of my abuelita's old rubber bathtub mats. The first woman to be made entirely out of hardened Botox posed on the red carpet with Ang Lee at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Nebraska tonight.Nicole is wearing Valent<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Amanda Bynes Arrested In NYC And Taken To Roosevelt Hospital For A Psychiatric Evaluation (UPDATE)]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 04:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[And the universe has spoken as I'm getting flashbacks to Brit Brit's 5150 situation.NBC New York says that the police got a call tonight about a "disorderly person" (see: Amanda Bynes) going crazy at an apartment building in Midtown. When the police showed up to the building, Amanda threw a bong out the window. They arrested her and charged her with reckless endangerment and possession of weed. S<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Who Needs A Valid Government Issued ID When We've Got Google?]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[A world-renowned philosopher named Courtenay "Nay Nay" Semel once told a Las Vegas casino security guard who didn't know her: "Google me, you dumb fuck!"&nbsp;Those thought-provoking and important words have lived on thanks to Amanda Bynes.TMZ says that Amanda tried to get on a private jet headed for L.A. at Teterboro Airport in New Jersey, but the pilot refused to let her on the plane, because s<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Kim Kardashian Goes To Paris As Kanye Leaves Paris For Milan]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:13:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Kim Kartrashian just keeps dragging her 7-month-old Kimye fetus all around the world to spend some time with Kanye West and he keeps running away from her like he's Carmen Sandiego and she's a damn ACME agent.Kim and Pimp Mama Kris flew to NYC last week and the day after they got there, Kanye West took his ass to Paris. Then when Kim and Pimp Mama Kris flew to Paris for a photo shoot with Kunty K<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 22nd!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 04:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[via Kotaku (Thanks, Benjamin)<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Afternoon Crumbs]]></title>
<link>http://www.celebgossip.ca/d-listed/afternoon-crumbs-654/</link>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 04:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[While watching Jennifer Aniston's skit for Ellen with Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox, I kept thinking to myself that this needs a laugh track and rich people have really weird front door areas - Lainey GossipThings that make Katie Holmes wet, and no, it's not the thought of being free from Tommy Girl &nbsp;- Drunken StepfatherThe Silver Fox would NEVER! - The Superficial&nbsp;This is the view Ev<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jose Canseco Tweets The Name And Number Of The Woman Accusing Him Of Rape]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 04:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Detectives with the Las Vegas Metro Police Department are investigating a claim from a woman who says that former baseball player turned Twitter rambler Jose Canseco raped her on May 10th. Before it even made TMZ&nbsp;or any other site, Jose got a huge case of Twitterrhea and started shitting out all sorts of tweets against his accuser. Jose tweeted her name, phone number, work address and a pict<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[And Here's Ke$hit Drinking Her Own Piss]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 04:13:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[I know that what you really needed today was a video of come-to-life subway seat stain Ke$hit pissing into a cut off plastic water bottle before drinking it. On last night's Ke$ha: My Crazy Life, a co-production between the CDC and MTV, Ke$hit's friend tells her that drinking your own pee pee is supposed to be good for you, so she decides to do it.You know, I call SHE-NAN-AH-GANS! I contacted som<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[America's Soon-To-Be Busiest Plaintiff Is Going To Sue InTouch For Faking Pictures Of Her So-Called Drug Den]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 04:13:04 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[And after what felt like weeks of silence, Amanda is awake and is spreading the foolery once again.Two of InTouch Weekly's photographers somehow got invited to a party at Amanda Bynes' Manhattan apartment and while there, they took pictures of her SHOCKING and DISTURBING drug den. Jezebel scanned the pictures and I posted them below, but if you're expecting to see the floors covered with bloody n<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hot Slut Of The Day!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:13:03 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Up until a few days ago, I thought that Cinn-A-Burst was still something you could buy in a store until the awful, horrific, life-changing, tongue-wrenching, nasty-tasting truth burst in my eyes: you can't. Cinna-A-Burst and its cousins, Mint-A-Burst and Fruit-A-Burst, died in the 2000s and I should've known this way earlier, because I have noticed that many sad, looking people aimlessly wander t<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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