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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:13:30 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Birthday Sluts]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Charlie Day (36)David Gallagher (27)Tom Hiddleston (31)Ziyi Zhang (33)A.J. Buckley (35)Amber Valletta (38)Colin Egglesfield (39)Travis Tritt (49)Holly Johnson of Frankie Goes to Hollywood (52)Jim J. Bullock (57)Charles Shaughnessy (57)Ciaran Hinds (59)Judith Light (63)Mia Farrow (67)Alice Walker (68)Joe Pesci (69)Carole King (70)<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Victoria Gotti Is Looking Beat]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:13:26 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[If you told me that this was really White Oprah trying to look like 25-year-old (in Stodden years, obviously) Lindsay Lohan with the help of a backwards discount wig named Crystal from Party City, bronzer (in shade: death diarrhea) mixed with bloody dirt from a crime scene and the make-up artist who did Pam's rotting skin on True Blood, I wouldn't call you a liar. This is LiLo at an amfAR gala in<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Why Putting Your Face Near A Dog's Mouth Isn't A Good Idea]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:13:22 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[What started out as a feel good story about a firefighter rescuing an Argentine mastiff from an icy lake ended with the news anchor getting messed up in the lips. Kyle Dyer of Denver 9 News was almost done interviewing the dog's owner and the firefighter when she got closer to Gladiator Maximus (I can't with that name) and the ho bit her ass hard. Paramedics were called and Kyle had to be taken t<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[What In The Machinist Hell?!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:13:05 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[In the battle to see which childhood star can look the meth-iest, Lindsay Lohan is still winning by a thousand meth faces, but Macauley Culkin is a close second. Entertainment Tonight got a hold of a few pictures of 31-year-old Kevin McCallister in NYC yesterday looking like Steve Buscemi trying to shape shift into a crackhead Gary Busey. Macauley's rep must be White Oprah, because they tell ET t<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Open Post: Hosted By MY IDOL!!!!!!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:13:02 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[In today's NSFW crossover episode between Memaw Is Not The One and Tales From Public Transportation, my new role model lays into some young trick on a SEPTA bus in Philadelphia and if I had to use one word to describe this it would be: MAGIC!This memaw doesn't need to pull a switch out of her bag when she can verbally hit a ho with gems like "I'm not a stupid bitch like you!" and "You see this fi<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Tweeted Like A True Stunt Queen-In-Training]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:13:15 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[As a pimp, mother and professor of fame whoring 101, Pimp Mama Kris never felt as proud as when one of her youngest, Kylie Jenner, Tweeted this picture of Khloe Kardashian's massive Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade head floating next to the dude who some tabloids say could be her biological father.That Michael McDonald meets Tummi Bear motherfucker is Alex Rodan and he's been Kris Jenner's hairstyl<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Karl Lagerfeld's "Adele Is A Little Too Fat" Comment Was Taken Out Of Context]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:13:09 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[But before we get into Kunty Karl's sorry excuse for a sorry, let's all read his original comment so we're all clear. Metro, where Karl was guest editor that day, asked him what he thinks about Lana Del Rey. This is what Metro published:"I prefer Adele and Florence Welch. But as a modern singer she is not bad. The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Like Crazy Father, Like Crazy Son]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:14:15 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Connor Cruise, the 17-year-old son of Tommy Cruise and the sometime son of Nicole Kidman, has once again proven that old saying "the rotten apple doesn't fall from the insane fucking tree" right. Since Connor has a famous last name and can press play on an iTunes playlist, he DJs at fancy events now and DirecTV hired him to play songs at their pre-Super Bowl party on Saturday night in Indianapoli<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Russell Brand Is Not Interested In Getting Inducted Into The Gold Digger Hall Of Fame]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:14:05 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[In news that has stabbed a bloody hole into my faith in the growing legacy of gold diggers, TMZ reports that Russell Brand won't pick up a shovel and dig into Katy Perry's mountain of millions. Russell and Katy didn't sign a prenup before they ruined their lives by getting married and so if he wanted to, he could try to wrap his wallet around half of the $44 million she made during their 14-month<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Open Post: Hosted By Jesus' Twin]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:13:58 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Jesus be a Debbie Harry! Wearing a Dollar Tree mop head (or maybe that's the hide of a komondor puppy), Debbie Harry dropped her shit and scattered glittery shards of YES! at WIP Underground in NYC last night. With the help of DJ Miss Guy, Debbie brought everybody to church and my abuelita would be proud, because despite the fact that the Pope thinks my gay soul will eventually liquify into Satan<br/><br/>8 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The CAPTION THIS Contest For February 8th!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:13:52 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[via Break.com<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The CAPTION THIS Contest For February 7th!]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:13:16 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[(Thanks Ben)<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Afternoon Crumbs]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:13:10 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Eva Mendes calls Ryan Gosling a dream and I call her face on the cover of Marie Claire a Photoshop nightmare - ICYDKJLo, please put a onesie on your child, because nobody wants to see his nipples in public - Lainey Gossip In a shocking turn events, Mario Lopez is not the one in the frame who is half-nekkid - Hollywood Tuna The Church of Latter Day Fame Whores just got two new members in Kim Kuntr<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess]]></title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:13:03 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Ever wondered why this former A++ list tweener and her very good looking B list movie actor broke up for a short time? Everyone thought it was because she cheated. She did. Turns out she had sex with the brother of her boyfriend and thought no one would find out. She says she was drunk. Lets hope his wife does not find out. (CDAN)Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth (the B-list movie actor) and his brothe<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Birthday Sluts]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:14:22 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Eddie Izzard (50)Kerli (25)Tina Majorino (27)Deborah Ann Woll (27)Ashton Kutcher (34)Kelly Choi (36)Essence Atkins (40)Robyn Lively (40)Jason Gedrick (47)Chris Rock (47)Garth Brooks (50)James Spader (52)Emo Philips (56)Miguel Ferrer (57)<br/><br/>6 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Plot Thickens (As Did Beyonce's Titty Situation)]]></title>
<link>http://www.celebgossip.ca/d-listed/the-plot-thickens-as-did-beyonces-titty-situation/</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:13:57 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Just a month after the reincarnation of God, Blue Ivy Carter, descended onto earth on the back of a platinum Pegasus, Beyonce stuffed herself into a Spanx cocoon last night to make her first public appearance at Jay-Z's charity concert at Carnegie Hall and the after-party at 40/40. The conspiracy theorists are straightening their tin foil wigs and screaming "DEM HIPS DO LIE!" while holding up the<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[And Here's A Model With A 20-Inch Waist]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:13:46 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[I meant to cover this mess yesterday, but blacked it out (for obvious reasons) and remembered it again as I knocked the nightmare smegma balls from my eyes this morning. Sometime this morning, I had a life-ruining night terror where I was trapped in the body of Melania Trump and was on my way to dinner with Donald Trump and my Tia Lupita. My Tia Lupita never slapped me in the mouth for dragging h<br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jennifer Aniston Is Annoyed That The Tabloids Are Still Bring Up The Brangelina Feud]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:13:38 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[...And she's so annoyed by it that she brought it up again.The human mutation of Cathy is out selling that Wanderlust movie, which looks to me like the brain dead "didn't pull out in time" baby of Flirting with Disaster and Wet Hot American Summer, and you know what that means? It's that time again when Jennifer adds fuel to the fire by bringing up Brangelina to sell her damn movie. After posing <br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Open Post: Hosted By Big Ang]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:13:17 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Here's the official gemstone of Staten Island and the star of Mob Wives, Big Ang, showing the hos of Los Angeles what real beauty looks like as she strolled into Boa Steakhouse to make sweet love to one of the cow carcasses they hang in their freezer room. I don't know whether I want to watch Big Ang wrestle a pack of warthogs or watch her try to blow a bubblegum bubble without it popping on her <br/><br/>7 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Afternoon Crumbs]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 04:13:15 EST</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Speaking of Majela ZeZe Diamond, RiRi better have paid her a copyright license fee for taking her whole look - Hollywood Tuna Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams should get their arms surgically attached to each other since they literally are never not touching each other. (Those car pictures don't count, so don't pass that as evidence to the defense.) - Lainey Gossip If in the near future an episod<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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