Kim Kardashian Isn't Banging Mark Sanchez

Last week reports surfaced that my imaginary sidepiece, Mark Sanchez, was boning Kim Kardashian on the low. Not so, claims TMZ, because Kim's done whoring it out to the NFL.Kim Kardashian isn't...[[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]] » Read More

Emma Stone Is A Natural Beauty

I know magazines and television tell me that Emma Stone is a ravishing beauty and I know she recently starred in that critically acclaimed movie about maids where white solve racism, but here she is...[[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]] » Read More

Maria Menounous Wanted To/Did Bang Tim Tebow

Seen above being possessed by Satan because she's a heathen with a weak mental fortitude ill-prepared for the Devil's tricks, Maria Menounous' vagina was reportedly roaming Indianapolis like a...[[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]] » Read More

Blue Ivy Carter Has Six Nannies And A Sapphire-Encrusted Bottle

Other than sounding like a really good strand of weed and crying on a Jay-Z track, Blue Ivy Carter hasn't really accomplished that much. Hopefully one day she can get kids to sell crack for her like...[[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]] » Read More

Happy Friday

I don't know or care who Charlotte Herbert is, but she posed topless for Zoo, so you might. And maybe her dad, too. Aw fuck, who are we kidding?[[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]] » Read More

Blake Lively Has Only Banged Four Dudes

Blake Lively was interviewed for the March 2012 issue of Elle where she wants everyone to know that she's only slept with four dudes. She sends naked pics (NSFW), but she's not a slut. C'mom, you...[[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]] » Read More

Linka Kelly

Heather Graham is always naked [Taxidriver Movie][[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]] » Read More

Kate Upton Says Good Morning

Kate Upton is doing what she does best and posing in bikinis without speaking (or dancing). I know, I know, you see better looking girls at the food court every day. Fair enough, but then why aren't...[[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]] » Read More