Karissa Shannon Offers Up Her Hot Bottomside to Help Boyfriend Practice for Prison

Karissa Shannon is the kind of girlfriend every man should have. Tight butt. Beautiful bosom. Flexible. Game for on-camera bedroom antics. And, on the off-chance you're heading off to the slammer because of a small mix-up involving a gazillion... » Read More

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Getting Hotter and Hotter in Advance of Transformers 3

You probably never read my doctoral thesis from a rather prestigious online university on the natural phenomenon of actresses becoming noticeably hotter in the months and weeks leading up to their big feature premieres. (If you want to look... » Read More

LESBIONICS: Brooke Vincent and Sacha Parkinson Get Soapy Sapphic Sweet for Diva

If you've been keeping up with your British soaps, then you know about the super-scissor-kissing relationship on Coronation Street between the teen characters portrayed by real life teen actress hotties Brooke Vincent and Sacha Parkinson. This ain't your average... » Read More

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures for Your Hot Bodied Ogling Needs

I'm not exactly sure what Audrina Patridge does these days. I suppose it's more reality TV of some kind. Probably why she was frolicking on the beach in Santa Monica in a little bikini that showed off her hot... » Read More

Perky in Pink

Rose McGowan still got a sweet little body. (Celebuzz) Adrianne Palicki super-human boobage bouncing. (HuffPo) Kardashian she-bot overload. (HuffPo) Sasha Grey makes a sex book. (FoxNews) What the hell is Lindsay Lohan doing? (TheSuperficial) Pictures of college kids public sex... » Read More

Milla Jovovich Nipple Slip for Gorbachev's Birthday Surprise

If I could count on my fingers the number of wild times I've had over the years at Gorbachev birthday parties. Mikhail and I have a tossed a few back if you know what I'm saying; bastard can party... » Read More

Amber Lancaster Leads List of Ocean-Bound Hotties at Soul Surfer Premiere

True, but sad story. I've been surfing once in my life. Once. I got stung by a jellyfish five minutes into my paddle out, I winced and cried like a baby, some dude pissed on my arm, and my... » Read More

Cameron Diaz Somehow Manages Not To Be Nippletastic

Not exactly sure where those puppies are in this whole diagram of Cameron Diaz chest visible during her 'Yay, A-Rod, that's my guy' moments at this week's final Yankees spring training games, but, somehow, the highly-athletic, over-sexed (is that... » Read More