Evan Rachel Wood turned getting her nostril pierced into some kind of art film and I don't know if she's having an orgasm through her nose holes or if she's moaning for melodramatic purposes   - ICYDK
Prince William turned your nana's plastic shower curtain into swim trunks - Lainey Gossip
Emily Smokeablunt and John Krasinski are like a slightly hotter Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck - The Berry 
Shocking news, Courtney Love sued for being a crazy criminal bitch - The Superficial 
If anything, Angie Jo probably said, "Have you met my father?" - Towleroad
Brit Brit stormed off because the drag queen looked better than her - Celebitchy
Classic elegance = Candice Swanepoel framing her nalgas in angel wings - Drunken Stepfather
Kanye lets Kim do the pumping - Hollywood Tuna 
The Ryan Gosling in a t-shirt drought is over! - Popsugar
I should hope that if I ever run into Rachel Bilson on the street, I can ask her for a Magnum bar and she'll just pull one out of her white bag - Popoholic
Now that Pimp Mama Kris is done sucking every drop of life from Bruce Jenner, she's moved on to her next victim - IDLYITW
If Gary Oldman read The Notebook, R. Kelly would probably melt into a puddle of wet emotion - SOW
The WTF photo shoots of Andrew Garfield - Cityrag
And in "Which American Olympian is shirtless today?" news... - Just Jared
There's someone peeing in the pool in that picture and I'm not saying that someone is MiserAlba (yes, I am) - Celebslam
Charlie Sheen looks like Freddy Krueger after a skin graft - Hollywood Rag
Queen Latifah wants to adopt a baby - Crunk + Disorderly
And let's end with a Matt Bomer photo bomb of sorts - I'm Not Obsessed