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Aberdeen, the Australian Shepard Mix who was the breakout star of Puppy Bowl VIII and was robbed of Most Valuable Puppy! If you watched hours of the Puppy Bowl with your head hanging upside down over the sofa with a Tostito in your mouth, like I did, then you know that Aberdeen was the bright shining star of the Puppy Bowl and deserves the MVP trophy chew toy. Aberdeen scored at least four touchd » Read More

As Gisele Bundchen did the walk of sadness through the stadium after her husband Tom Brady lost out on his tenth million Super Bowl ring and a bonus that was going to pay for a water slide in his $20 million mansion (Tom Brady is not weeee-ing today. Sadface.gif.), some Giants fans heckled her ass by saying that Eli Manning owned her husband. Instead of telling her haters that Tom gets to go home » Read More

If your pussy has its own religion, is worshipped by billions, has been nailed repeatedly and has received gifts from wise men, then this NSFW song from DJ Pillow Queen will speak to you and your pussy on a spiritual level. Majela ZeZe Diamond, come get DJ Pillow Queen, and together you can take the Gospel According to Pussy circuit by storm!via Jezebel » Read More

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Maybe it's because I'm on my way to becoming MVP of 2012's Super Smoke A Bowl, but that whole Super Bowl halftime show was an overstuffed ball of WTF wrapped in a sequined straitjacket made of pure CRAZY. That was like the dream sequence from The Big Lebowski crashing into She-Ra before getting hit head on with a glitter queef out of Elton John's ass. Madge LIP-SYNCHED FOR HER LIFE (and I think s » Read More

Obviously, I lie telled in the post below, because Madge's Darth Vadar crotch had a starring role in tonight's Super Bowl halftime show. I don't know whether Madge's dark spirit is trying to exorcise itself out of her eye sockets via her neck veins or if it's trying to escape through her gargoyle snatch. The only thing I know is that if I were wearing a crucifix around my neck, it would've turned » Read More

Coach Molly McGrath (as played by Goldie Hawn) from Wildcats - In honor of today being the day where we all witness the greatest and biggest sporting event of the year, the Puppy Bowl, I thought we should also honor the greatest and most accurate football movie of all-time (all-time being 1986), Wildcats!Like most of Goldie's movies in the 80s, in Wildcats she played a scattered-brained blonde os » Read More