Celeb Gossip

Mario Lopez puts his penis in a woman's vagina long enough to get her pregnant, and now he's prancing and pirouetting right over the damn moon. You know the other planets are giving him the "not this bitch too" side-eye.A source tells Star Magazine that Mario and his girlfriend Courtney Laine Mazza are expecting a baby friend together, "Mario is over the moon with joy since finding out he’s havin » Read More

Marion Cotillard's got titty on the brain - Lainey GossipKen Paves most certainly did not seal this look with a glittery kiss - Hollywood TunaMindy Lawton was ROBBED - The Superficial Only two ballsacks have touched this ass! Megan Fox wants you to know this - Egotastic! CoCo's convincing audition for Avatar 2 (site NSFW) - Drunken StepfatherFYI: Ryan Gosling's peen is still available - Just Jar » Read More

Technically, it's a Mad Men Roger Sterling doll, but it looks more like a Mah Boo action (don't ask what kind of action) figure to my partial eyes. That pucker is unmistakable.For just $75, the price of 2 martinis in Manhattan, you can own your very own Mad Men doll. Mattel is putting out a Joan, Roger, Don and Betty doll in July to promote the fourth season of Mad Men.There's a few things Mattel » Read More

This is the 10 second preview for the teaser trailer for Twilight: Eclipse. Crazy.So let's run down this:Actual movie = squirting orgasmTheatrical trailer = sticking the tip inTeaser trailer = hand job and clit rub10 second preview for teaser trailer = finger bang (but just to the nail)DAMN! Summit is really making these Twihards squirm for it. They should at least pass out bottles of sparkly Twi » Read More

Chuck Norris (70)Emily Osment (18)Olivia Wilde (26)Carrie Underwood (27)Robin Thicke (33)Cristian de la Fuente (36)Eva Herzigova (37)Jon Hamm (39)Timbaland (39)Paget Brewester (41)Edie Brickell (44)Jasmine Guy (46)Prince Edward (46)Neneh Cherry (46)Rick Rubin (47)Sharon Stone (52)Shannon Tweed (53)Paul Haggis (57) » Read More

A little over a week ago, Brit Brit went to the salon to get her weave chopped off and her scalp fumigated. I'm sure you poured one out for all the thousands of mites, fleas and lice that were displaced and forced to find a temporary home. Well, it looks like the refugees have returned to the ecosystem we call Brit Brit's weave! Yes, all is well again so Al Gore can cancel the documentary he was » Read More

Fishsticks Paltrow slipped on a custom coat (made out of Chris Martin's testicle hair) to take a stroll to see how construction is coming along on her massive 33-room Casa De Poop in London. Fishy was escorted by Gary Lightbody, the lead singer of Snow Patrol. Gary is kind of like Chris Martin, but with less cuntness.I'm sure the tabloids are going to dry hump all over these pictures and declare » Read More

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