Celeb Gossip

Selena Kay Letourneau strikes again! - Hollywood Tuna So many, "I'd like Charlie Hunnam to Pacific Rim me" jokes, so little time - Lainey Gossip Robert Downey Jr.'s old Sketchers ad is making me pucker from places I didn't know I could pucker from - The Berry Put on your fishnets and get in a prayer circle for Dr. Frank-N-Furter - HuffPo"Hey, Kristen Stewart, about h » Read More

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The brave bitch Dachshund who is really serious about oral hygiene (and eating steak slime) and the lion who let it slurp the gunk of his teeth.See, we can all get along! That lion could easily swallow that Dachshund whole and pull its skeleton out with his paw like in the cartoons, but he laid there like a patient patient and let that dentist dog to its job. That Dachshund dentist gets into it t » Read More

The triangle that is almost more life-sucking and soul-destroying than the Bermuda Triangle was brought back to life last week when Brad Pitt once again told Esquire that ten years ago he was nothing but a haggard puddle of greasy laziness and dirty bong water (translation: Being with Jennifer Aniston sucked the life out of him). Well, in that same Esquire article, Brad's make-up artist of over 2 » Read More

To Goopy Paltrow, being at the Met Gala was a lot like being trapped in the wet, hot fart of a poor person who just ate cheap Mexican food. She hated almost every second of it. Well, the feeling might've been mutual. People at the Met Gala hated Goopy being there as much as she did. The National Enquirer says that Goopy wasn't lying when she said she was hot, because apparently her pits were as j » Read More

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During an interview with Seattle's Q13 Fox News this morning, Michael Caine was trying to sell that "Now You See Me" movie like the mortgages on all his houses are due while Morgan Freeman drifted into mimi's time. Morgan didn't just doze off for a quick second. Pepaw went straight into dreamland where he frolicked on cotton candy and danced across his step-granddaughter's crotch. Morgan knocked » Read More

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