His & Hers Mug Shots
16 hours ago
Nothing says "real love" like matching mug shots. Just ask Wonks and her latest victim. Here's T.I. and Tiny's jail house portraits taken the night they were both busted for possession of a controlled substance.TMZ says that the controlled substance in question has been positively identified as ecstasy. This explains why the Wet 'N Wild section at a Rite Aid blew the sloppiest air kiss right into
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Chris Robinson Is With Kanye
18 hours ago
Well, another card for Kanye West's "Taylor Swift Ain't Shit" Club has been issued and handed over to a second member. And that member is Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes. The hippie Tom Green scratches scalp creatures in his head every night while wondering why any potty-trained person would every thinks that Taylor Swift has talent. Yup, Gay Fish can take three steps back, because Chris is sn
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Birthday Sluts
22 hours ago
Shaun White (24)Garrett Hedlund (26)Fearne Cotton (29)Jennifer Paige (37)Charlie Sheen (45)Adam Curry (46)Amber Lynn (47)Costas Mandylor (48)Steve Jones of The Sex Pistols (55)Valerie Perrine (67)Al Jardine of The Beach Boys (68)Eileen Brennan (78)
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Do Not Keep The Irish Waiting
1 day 11 hours ago
A bunch of Guns N' Roses fans in Dublin must have not received the world memo stating that Axl Rose is just like all of our relatives: the asshole is always tardy for the party! This is why you have to write the start time on the invitation as an hour earlier than it really is. Always.Well, when GNR finally took the stage 90 minutes late without uttering one "We're sorry," several audience member
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This Cover Of 7 Jours With Celine Dion Is The Best
1 day 11 hours ago
Here is a SANS FARDS and pregnant Celine Dion with her family on the cover of Canada's 7 Jours magazine. This is how the cover of a celebrity weekly is really done, because each one of their facial expressions is a new kind of hilarious.René Angélil has a look on his face like he's really excited to destroy Flash Gordon once and for all, or slurp your brains out through your ear holes. Celine is
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Chelsea Handler Isn't Getting On This Anymore
1 day 13 hours ago
Chelsea Handler used to spend most of her nights wearing a lion mask and trying to scratch at Animal Planet's Dave Salmoni while he tamed her wild pussy, but not anymore. Chelsea has hung up her lion head for now and is no longer nibbling on Salmoni's salami. On her show last night, Chelsea pretty much announced that she has demoted Dave from full-time to occasional temp for whatever reason. Chel
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Afternoon Crumbs
1 day 14 hours ago
Glee's Chris Colfer visits a leather daddy bar for Rolling Stone. Chris has got that look on his face because he's worried that he's the only one wearing a nipple chain - TowleroadKellan Lutz has got that McConaughey-itis disorder where he can't put a shirt on for more than a few minutes or his nipples will fall right off - Lainey Gossip Kim Kardashian would have her initials monogrammed into her
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